"Do you like what I’ve done to the place?"

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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garrythechap:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

Dick

(via pizza)

zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

(via hi)

communistbakery:

local teen found dead after friends convince him to jump off a dock. after jumping, the dock collapsed, crushing him. sources say that his death was a result of pier pressure

(via communistbakery)

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

(via ruinedchildhood)

pemsylvania:

I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting its pants is me

(via communistbakery)